toned-tanned-fit-andready: hail-satan-and-redpandas: karkats-left-testicle: calliopalope: nicotinerampage: likeatolarboss: geekofnature: lazylinh: I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again, That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese.  “Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese” “I was born chinese” “no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!” Adam and Ling-Ling, oh my god. ling-ling i cannot I dont think anything iv ever seen will top this Literally just asked my mother what would happen if I came out and told her I was really Chinese: “Please don’t. I can only handle so much. I would never be able to look at you the same way again.”